Ugly Demotivational Poster
MANBEARPIG - Comes in WomanBearPig, too.
POOR BUBBA -
UGLY STEPSISTERS - They're not ugly. They're just drawn that way.
BRAVERY - Don't ever question the bravery of a soldier
INTERNET DATING - there is always a surprise when you finally meet, but you may not like it.
FRIENDS - It's good to have friends. It's better to have some freakier and uglier than you.
PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY - I never forget a face. But in your case, I'm willing to make an exception.
DRINK TILL SHE'S CUTE - but stop before the wedding!
GAME FACE - if this is his game face, he shouldn't be allowed to play games!
BRIDES - Always look their best on their Wedding Day
BOOGER REMOVAL - Franchises Now Available
GANGSTERS - They come in all shapes and sizes.
SARAH - She buys her shoes from the Blacksmith.
CHINESE CRESTED - Satans Best Friend
BLACK CAN BE SLIMMING... - But it can't work friggin' miracles.
JENNA JAMESON - MY GOD! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
YOU KNOW YOU'RE UGLY - when a cannibal looks at you and decides to have a salad instead..
HANG IN THERE -
03/20/2008 - The day where MySpace collapsed.
AN UGLY WOMAN - Just in case the shotguns jam, and the dog runs off with your hammer.
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ASKING YOURSELF - Did he fire 36,000 rounds or only 35,000? So do you feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?
HALF HUMAN HALF WHATEVER - what the@~%$ is this
OH HE'S BEAUTIF....... - Wow....Errr...... Ummmm.... CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!
THE ROLLING STONES -
COURTNEY - If you woke up next to this, you'd eat a bullet too
ICP FAN -
THEY SAY LAUGHTER - is the best medicine... Your face must be curing the world!
NATURES WORK OF ART - Art is beautiful to the eye of the beholder.....this is one piece of ugly art
MY OLD HELL HOUND - He keeps gettin Timmy meat stuck in his teeth...
ALL GODS CHILDREN ARE NOT BEAUTIFUL - Most, are in fact, barely presentable
Tuco - The Original Gangsta -
This tree -
TESTIMONIAL AD - NEVER RAN THE CAMPAIGN FOR SOME REASON.
EUTHANASIA - Do you REALLY need more proof that it should be legalized??
FAT CHICKS - Yet again, their bitterness overtakes them, and they gotta ruin it for everyone.
KEEPING IT IN THE FAMILY - haz side defects
THE AWKWARD PHASE - At some point you'll just have to accept the fact that you're just UGLY.
WEIRD NAME YOU HAVE - I've never head of anyone called "Ohmygodgetitoffme!!" before.
NATURE FAIL - Damn Nature You Scary!
INNER BEAUTY -
EQUALITY - Ugly girls are just like men. They have to work for a living.
SPOT THE DIFFERENCE - One is an ugly, fiendish creature that doesn't know what planet it's on. The other is an alien.
CRYSTAL METH -
HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON - The story of her life is in her face.
PERCEPTION - A woman who can not be ugly is never beautiful.
DO WANT -
UGLY STICK -
UGLY STICK -
A MORNING POEM - There comes a day for every man; A day when hope turns black When you find those hairs, once on your head Have moved down to your back
THE WORKING TITLE - was 'The, Good, The Bad & The Ugly' but aparently Oprah wasn't available !!
ANIMAL CRUELTY - comes in many forms.
THERE ARE TIMES - When there's simply just not enough Guinness in the world !!!
COUPLE FAILING - They're Doing it pretty well.
MOST NUDISTS -
ACCEPT UGLY GIFTS - Today I bent the truth to be kind, and I have no regret, For I am far surer of what is kind than I am of what is true.
LAST CALL -
IF YOU EVER WONDERED -
THANKS BUT NO THANKS - Sometimes the frog wants no part of it.
OMG - Who let it off its chain
BEER GOGGLES -
EVERY JACK - will find his Jill.
SEX IN THE HOOD - If Kelsey Grammer was the creator of Sex in The City
DATING SITES - What you see is not always what you get
CHARLES - Have you seen the Birthday Present that your Mother gave me ??
HUMANITY - I've pretty much given up on it
SKIN DEEP -
COYOTE UGLY PENALTY - look at what you woke up to
SANTA - Will be late this year.
HONESTY - it's the best policy
SUSAN BOYLE - Receives Her First Step Toward Stardom
COSPLAY - See? We can get dates.
ENVY - It's Lurking Again!
MS PAINT -
A Face Only A Mother Could Love -
BAG OF TROUBLE -
PAINT ME A PICTURE -
MOTIFAKE LAW - Your best posters will receive less votes than the ones you regret posting. Why? Because people find it easier to criticise others, rather than congratulating them for thinking of something that they were unable to.
THE LAST TIME - I saw a face as ugly as that, it had a hook in it. Oh, that WAS you? Sorry.
PHOTO - Nobody is as ugly as the passport picture
SUPERFLUOUS - Ladies... unfortunately, most of you are in no danger of being kissed by anyone, anyway.
DEFORMED FISH - when you catch fish like these, maybe you should change your fishing hole.
FAMILY - A common 19th century misspelling or the phrase "My fail"
GENETICS - why does ugly people get married?
PAPER BAGS -
SPECSAVERS - Even if you'd gone there it wouldn't have helped
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